"Second Life" Bans "Ageplay"

Not that is was ever permitted under their Community Standards, but Linden Labs has officially announced a policy against "ageplay," sexual situations between child and adult avatars.

In-game venues dedicated to "ageplay" have been warned to knock it off by Linden Labs employee called "Chadrick Linden." Apparently, some players with child characters, who do not engage on "ageplay," are concerned about how the ruling will affect them.

Is this even necessary? Personally, I think if you get off on sexual fantasies about children, you have an emotional problem and need to seek help. But you're not hurting anyone, as long as real children aren't involved.

Will fantasizing about sex with children lead to real child molestation? I dunno, will fantasizing about Grace Park make me want to fuck a toaster?

How To Pick Up Women, WoW-Style

A guide to picking up women, explicated in the jargon of "World of Warcraft."

The reason behind the need to approach an instance such as a bar with a group and not solo is simple, almost all women travel in packs, especially in an environment such as a bar. (of course there will be some women who go to bars by themselves, but these will be considered epic bosses due to the fact that they will most likely wtfown you if you make any mistake in pulling them. And its a sad thing to see a man out in the parking lot crying.) Therefore any man who attempts to solo a group of women will soon be either zoning out of the instance, or having to make a corpse run back to his dignity.

Via qfocus.com.

Happy Valentine's Day! Eg Elska Thig!

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The World of "Whorecraft"

Kotaku has a full-length feature on "Whorecraft," a series of online pr0n shorts based on D&D and "World of Warcraft."

The author interviews "Dez," the series' creator (nice to see an old D&D player make good) and the women who star in the films.

"People play these games and see these sexy elves, but they don't ever get to see the elves have sex," he said. "A lot of people try to roleplay in the game, but I decided to bring it out into the real world and do it right."

Link (sfw)

Thanks to DasWookie!

GameDaily's "Women of WoW" -- Separated at Birth?

GameDaily has a hilarious little feature comparing the female avatars of "World of Warcraft" with real-life celebrity counterparts.

I think Draenei females are damn not, though I wonder if Charlize Theron would appreciate the comparison. And Natalie Portman as a gnome? That's just not cool.

A troll female and Pink -- separated at birth?

Player Makes WoW Cash Through Prostitution -- No, Really

In a story about gold farmers, a Korean online newspaper mentions the adventures of Rob Conzelman of Philadelphia, whose WoW character "VillageBike," earns gold as a prostitute. She stands outside of inns wearing nothing but a bikini, and other players pay her to go upstairs and lie down on a bed so they can lie down on top of her.

I have to admit that VillageBike looked hot even on my extremely low-resolution screen. She could compete with Lara Croft -- the first and most successful attempt at profiting from horny gamers -- any day. Before long, a level 20 Mage approached with a predictable clunker: "Village bike, huh? Can I take you for a ride?" he asks. "Sure thing, baby, we can take this party upstairs for 5g," answered....

Why do I have a feeling only 14-year-old n00bs are paying for this?

Conzelman has a column on Dragonfire [warning: heinous, deplorable, and wholly unnecessary Flash interface), and discusses his activities there. Conzelman claims he could earn $4 real-world an hour this way, although he doesn't reveal if he actually has.

And you thought this kind of thing only happened on "Second Life."