Emotional Azerothians - Females - Part 1

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I recently spent about 5 hours and sifted through every race/gender to collect all of the /silly and /flirt in WoW.

Below is the compilation of the Females. I will post Males tomorrow. ENJOY!

RACE	/FLIRT	/SILLY
Night Elf	I'm the type of girl my mother warned me about. Sure, I've got exotic peircings. There's nothing like sleeping in the forest under the moonlight.	Actually I'm more of a morning elf. I think guys just use the Emerald Dream as an excuse to avoid calling me back. You know, Wisps are actually pretty useful for personal hygene. Oh I'm dancing again! I hope all your friends are enjoying the show. You know I have to keep moving at night or I'll disapear.
Gnome	Your ability to form a complete sentence is a plus. At this time I think you should purchase me an alchoholic beverage and engage in diminutive conversation with me in hopes of establishing a rapport. I do not find you completely disagreeable. I don't feel the 1 to 10 scale is fine enough to capture subtle details of compatibility. I'd prefer a 12 dimensional compatibility scale with additional parameters for mechanical aptitude and torque. You are CUUUUTE.	You know, squirrels can be deadly when cornered. I apologize profusely for any inconvenience my murderous rampage may have caused. I've discovered that being pummeled by a blunt weapon can be quite painful. Someday, I hope to find the nuggets on a chicken.
Dwarf	I like tall men. Enough with your flirting. I know you think all dwarven women look the same. I'll have you know I can flatten steel with my thighs. I'd like to see you in a kilt. I won't fall for any bad pick up line. You got to try 2 or 3 at least.	No, they're not real but thanks for noticing. It's like my father always use to say -- shut up and get out. I like my ale like I like my men -- dark and rich. I give myself a dutch oven pedicure every night. I've got no foot fungus at all. My toes are pristine. My uncle has brass balls. No really! I don't like to be underground. It reminds me of death.
Human	I need a hero. ::giggle:: You've got me all a flutter. My turn offs are rude people, mean people and people who aren't nice.	I can't wait 'til this quest is done and I can look for another Garibaldi artifact. I like to fart in the tub. I can't find anywhere to get my nails done. Why does everyone automatically assume I know tailoring and cooking? Do you ever feel like you're not in control of your own destiny? Like, you're being controlled by invisible hands�?� Me and my girlfriends exchange clothes all the time. We're all the same size! Sometimes I have trouble controlling THE VOLUME OF MY VOICE!
Draenei	The nights are so chilly on this planet. Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Good, bring ample supply of butter and Goblin Jumper Cables.	Yes they are real AND they can cut glass. This planet has a tremendous supply of sandstone. The inhabitants must be wealthy beyond their dreams. How exactly do you crash into a planet? That's what I want to know. Why does everyone have trouble with the name of our people? It sounds just like it is spelled. Stop and ask for directions I told him but NO... It's interdimensional, he says, what can go wrong? Look at my hoof! Does this crack look infected to you? Single Draenei female seeks blacksmith with grinding wheel to take care of me and my gorgeous hooves.
Troll	When enraged, and in heat, a female troll can mate over 80 times in one night. Are you prepared? You're the type I like to sink my teeth into. I won't bite you where it shows. Aren't you going to ask me out? I know, my natural beauty is intimidating.	I got all this and personality too. If cannibalism be wrong, I don't want to be right! The way to a man's heart be through his stomach, but I go through the ribcage. I feel pretty, oh so pretty... ::spit:: Strong halitosis be but one of my feminine traits.
Orc	You had me at "zug zug." Don't talk, just follow me. I'll give you crazy love. Let's not ruin this moment with chit chat. I like men who aren't afraid to cry. Cry UNCLE! You'll do. Let's go!	Get between me and my food and you'll lose a hand. I have no respect for people with small peircings. I say go full hog. Put a spear through your head. Man, I think that boar meat's comin' back on me. I gotta hit the can. Anyone have a hearthstone? What's estrogen? Can you eat it? ::sigh: Aww... I need to get my chest waxed again. I feel very feminine, and I'll be the crap out of anyone who disagrees!
Blood Elf	I'm the girl the ESRB warned you about. No... No I won't do that -- but my sister will. I'm addicted to you baby. Is that a mana worm in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? Do you believe in love at first site or should I walk by again? My mana tap brings all the boys to the yard! Normally I only ride on epic mounts but let's talk.	Do you think the expansion will make me fat? I hate Thunder Bluff. You can't find a good burger anywhere! So you mean I'm stuck with this hair color? Mirrors can't talk. Luckily for you they can't laugh either. I went to Undercity to get a facial. Have you seen these people? I said, you don't have a lower jaw and you're gonna give ME a facial? She got mad. At least, I think she did. You ever heard someone try to talk without a lower jaw? ::noises:: Ha ha...Oh... she SOUNDED like a murloc! So, I went to this troll spa the other day and I wound up with dreadlocks and a friggin' bone in my nose. I mean, come ON, who pays for that!? How can I miss you if you don't go away?
Undead	Nice butt. I don't need to get funky, I'm already there. I don't care that much about romance. I fell in love before and look what happened to me. I can't wait to suck the juice out of your eyeballs. Us undead girls really know how to have a good time because after all, what's the worst that could happen? One good thing about being dead? Biological cloc seems to have stopped.	I heard a kneeslapper once, and skipped my kneecap right across a lake This stinks. I'd paint my toenails, but I'm not sure where they fell off. Ahhhh doornails! You know, once you're dead nothing smells bad anymore. Rotten eggs? No problem. Dead fish? Like a spring breeze! I'm in a rotten mood. You don't need deodorant when you don't have any armpits. Yes, they're real! They're not mine�?� but they're real!
Tauren	Come over here, sailor. Wanna see some good clog dancing? I'm tired of the same old bull. I've got big soulful eyes, long eyelashes and a wet tongue. What more could a guy want? I want a man with soft hands. Preferably four of them.	You know how hard it is to get your groove on with the spirit of your great grandmother looking over you? Happy Taurens come from Mulgore. I once laughed so hard I milked all over the floor. In my native tongue, my name means "Dances With Tassles."

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