Emotional Azerothians - Males - Part 2

See Part 1 of this post -- the ladies!

Ok, so I got around to posting them earlier than tomorrow! Behold the male /flirt and /silly.

RACE	/FLIRT	/SILLY
Night Elf	I hope you're not afraid of snakes. Wanna bring out the animal in me? I'm a force of nature. Baby, I'm mortal now. Time's a-wastin'! You're an emerald dream come true.	Who wants to live forever? What? I didn't hear that. Last night I went to an awesome stag party. I don't know about you but I can't understand a thing those Wisps say. I usually just nod. I don't mind the gnomes but I'm always worried about tripping over one Man I was halfway through the emerald dream when I had to pee. You know those ancient protectors in Darnasus? They're not that old.
Gnome	Hey, nice apparatus. I like large posteriors and I cannot prevaricate! Everyone keeps talking about beer goggles. I can't find the plans for them anywhere! I have a number of inventions I'd like to show you back at my place.	I do hope to find some interesting gadgets around here. I do love tinkering with things. You know, I really wish I had a garden where I could put a couple of human statues. I think that last vendor shortchanged me. Oh… oh... that was a bad one. I look bigger in those mirrors where things look bigger. I had an idea for a device where you could put small pieces of bread into it to cook, but in the end I really didn't think there would be much of a market for it. I'd like to give a shout out to my boys in Gnomeregon. Keepin it real - Big T, Snoop Pup and Little Dee's. Y'all are short but you're real baby!
Dwarf	Where ya from? Not that it matters. You look pretty, I like your hair, here's your drink. Are you ready now? Enough of this chit chat. Let's get to it then! You'd like to run your hands through my beard, wouldn't ya? Let's get on with it then. I've got a quest to do in 15 minutes.	I like my beer like I like my women; stout and bitter. I don't drink anymore. Course I don't drink any less either. Heigh ho… heigh ho … errr… uh… Second verse, same as the first! I don't have a drinkin' problem. I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem! Oh, I'm just a social drinker. Everytime someone says "I'll have a drink" I say "So shall I!" ::Rip:: Oh... I'm havin' a wardrobe malfunction ::spring sound:: … Oooh.. There's me hammer! Ah, Winter… Yes... Winter.
Human	Hey babycakes! How ya doin? You're tag's showing. It says .. uh.. "made in heaven." Are you tired? Cause you've been running through my mind all day! If I said you had a good body, would you hold it against me? What's your sign?	A duck walked in to an apothecary and he said "Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill." So, an orc walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey, where'd ya get that?" The parrot says "Durotar! They got em all over the place" How does a Tauren hide in a cherry tree? He paints his hooves red. A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a tee pee… I'm a wigwam … I'm a tee pee … I'm a wigwam!" I said "Relax man. You're two tents!" Cover for me! I gotta whiz behind a tree. So, I have this idea for a great movie. It's about two gnomes who find a bracelet of power and they have to take it to the Burning Steppes and cast it into the Cauldron. They form the Brotherhood of the Bracelet. Along the way they're trailed by a Murloc named Gottem who's obsessed with the bracelet, and nine bracelet boogey men. It could be a three parter called "Ruler of the Bracelet." The first part would be called "The Brotherhood of the Bracelet" followed by "A Couple of Towers", with a climactic ending called "Hey the Kings Back!"
Draenei	You know, I had a girlfriend but I lost her in the crash. That is the bad news. The good news is I AM AVAILABLE! You know, what happens in Shadowmoon Valley stays in Shadowmoon Valley… Would you be offended if I said you have a beautiful transgoto. The other one? Ooh hoo. That's not bad either. I will now speak words of love to you in the language of our people… Oongwa Awgwau Eghee egleaahaec.	I love this planet. I come here, I see cow and chicken and ride little horses. This planet has everything. We did not realize, but in our language Exodar means "defective Electurd." You know, our tails add to our natural balance and agility -- ::CRASH:: We have it all figured out. Step one. We land the Exodar. Step three, we defeat Legion and go home. There is ony one detail missing… When we arrived here I lost many jewels that had been in my family for generations. If you could get your hands on my family jewels, I would be deeply appreciative. What do you mean there's an octopus on my face?
Troll	We trolls mate for life. Course, we believe in frequent reincarnation. Want some of my jungle love? I hope you're well rested. You're going to need your strength. You look pretty. Pretty tasty!	I heard if you cut off an extremity it will regenerate a little bigger. Don't believe it. Cookin's done. Stew here! New Troll here. I got a shrunken head. I just came out a da pool. I like my women dumpy and droopy with halitosis.
Orc	This is true love. Do you think this happens every day? I love you like a fat kid loves cake. Um… you look like a lady. Lady from the moment I see you I … I did not expect to get this far… That armor looks good on you. It would also look good on my floor. You have six different smiles. One for when you're angry, one for when you tear flesh, one for when you chew flesh, one for when you loot bodies, one for when you skin game, and one for when you want to kill something.	I will crush and destroy and …. ooooh shiny! It's not easy being green. Orc smash! Stop poking me! Well… that was OK. Man, Dog, it's like I'm feelin you but I’m not feelin' you... Ya know? I come from the orcs. We eat with spoons and forks. We love to eat our pork.
Blood Elf	Hey.. Why don't you come over here and … OOH… watch the hair! Want to see my good side? Muhahaha... That was a trick question. All I have are good sides. Your eyes are like the Sunwell. Before the explosion that doomed us all, of course. You look almost as good as I do. You know what I love about your eyes? When I look deep enough, I can see my own reflection. I know every rose has it's thorn but if you would just pour some sugar on me we could rock and roll all night and party every day.	Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot… like.. me? I'm trying to cut back on arcane magic. Look, I got the patch! The problem with these Horde characters is that they lack sophistication. ::fart:: So I was in line at the bat handler yesterday, with some undead guy in front of me, and all of a sudden he just lets one go. Didn't even try to disguise it! I don't know what he ate but it did NOT agree with him. I thought, what crawled up YOU and died!? We're allied with the Tauren!? Fantastic! We'll be having steak twice a week. ::sigh:: I could really use a scrunchie. Yeah you heard me! Give me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change. Courage to change the things I can and the wisdom to … ghewwww… just give me some freakin magic before I kill somebody!
Undead	You have beautiful skin. No maggot holes at all. Don't mind the drool. It's just embalming fluid. I don't smell that bad for a dead dude, do I? If rot was hot, I'd be a volcano. Check my breath. ::blow out:: Is it bad enough for you? Once you go dead, you never go back.	Hey diddle diddle the mucas and the spittle. The corpse sank in the lagoon. The murloc said ::lick chops:: and the dwarf spanked the babboon. I can't stand the smell of orcs. I'm dead…. and I’m pissed! Anyone have any odorant? Either wet dog, fresh garbage or low tide would do. Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm dead and color blind.
Tauren	Are you comfortable with complicated machinery? Hey, you into leather? Hey, you work out? You mooove me. You know, older bulls really only have one function… Free rides, for the ladies.	Here's the beef! Mess with the bull, you get the horns! You know, Taurens are born hunters. You ever see a Tauren catch a salmon out of a stream? Really is quite exciting. Have you ever seen a Tauren stalk a python? 'Course you haven't. That's because Taurens are so adept at blending in with their surroundings. Moo! Are you happy now? Homogenized? No way. I like the ladies!