If WoW Were Made By A Korean Company

Someone called "meteo" on the mmosite.com fora has posted a list called "If WoW Was [sic] Made By A Korean Company."

The jokes are hit or miss, but some are pretty funny...

If WoW was made by a Korean company... almost everybody would have a cute little pet.
If WoW was made by a Korean company... there would be many grammatical errors and typos in its text.
If WoW was made by a korean company... it would be marketed and advertised to preteens.
If WoW was made by a korean company... it would have two versions, the Korean version and the "International Version." The International Version would be used strictly to fund and add content to the Korean Version.
If WoW was made by a korean company... PVP would consist of two individuals. -- the LONGEST PLAYING PLAYER vs THE PLAYER WITH MONEY.
If wow was made by a Korean Company... female character models would have chests larger than their heads, with plenty of detail and animation around that area.
If wow was made by a Korean Company... the emotes would not be performed by your character, rather a chat bubble would pop up with a "cutsie" anime face performing the emotion.
If wow was made by a Korean Company... there would be three hair styles, three colors, and three face styles.

Linkage.